New addition, Makes Jordan Squared + 1

The date was January 5th 2012. It was a wonderful Thursday morning with the temperature close to 40 degrees, and the sun shining bright in Logan. Jordan Paige went to work as usual and around 8:10AM she received an inconvenient but welcoming surprise. Jordan had noticed that she was not peeing her pants but rather the cinematic detailed example of the water breaking was happening at work. (how embarrassing) She then gathered her belongings and left for home. Jordan Lynn (at work) received a call from his sweet drear wife informing him it was time to go. Jordan Lynn Left work quickly and returned home to find Jordan Paige calmly wandering around the house. Jordan Paige took a shower while Jordan Lynn gathered stuff for the hospital. By 10:00AM they arrived and were greeted with 1 million questions including things from "how are you planning on paying for this" to "Are you going to name her Jordan". Around 3:00pm Jordan Paige decided that no epidural was among life's poorest choices, and opted for the pain to go away. After a few more somewhat painless hours it was now time to "push". The next 50 minutes seemed to go very quickly for everyone but Jordan Paige. The pinnacle moment of this whole ordeal was when 7lb 5oz, 20.5in, cutest thing you have ever seen, baby Emarie May Bartholomew was introduced as the newest addition to the Jordan Squared family.